(I’m) No Fair

I sent in the thing. 

By the deadline. 

Three weeks before the deadline, I’m fact. 

No response. 

No matter. 

I sent a follow up a week before the deadline. 

No response. 

Matter. 

Stew. 

Fret. 

Wait. 

Then… 

“you never sent me the thing.” 

%*#&!!

I’ve been wronged. 

This isn’t fair. 

Some people. 

Wait. 

What email address did I send it to? 

How did I spell it? 

No. 

No no no no no no. 

I misspelled the email address when I sent in the thing there weeks before the deadline. 

I misspelled the email again when I sent a follow up a week before the deadline. 

%*#&!!
I’ve been wrong. 

I’ve been unfair. 

I’m some people. 

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